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Christmas Special
02:24
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It’s a yuletide time of year
Grab yourself some holly berries and eat some yuletide cheer
Have a happy holiday
Put some hair on your chest. Be a bear. Go and hibernate.
Light a candle. A light.
Let it snow. A star bright.
Hark the herald we sing. A season of giving.
Joy and cheer. End the year.
Pies and cakes. That’s what makes Christmas special.
It’s a happy holi-good time
Mistletoe, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
A parade of the magnificent mile
Being with my cousin and drinking some eggnog and chilling for a while
Light a candle. A light.
Let it snow. A star bright.
Hark the herald we sing. A season of giving.
Joy and cheer. End the year.
Pies and cakes. That’s what makes Christmas special.
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Eggnog Memories
02:38
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Eggnog, please get me drunk.
Nobody knows I spiked my own cup.
I’m at church and time is passing
Terribly slow, terribly slow
Please get me drunk tonight.
Eggnog. High as a kite.
Wait! This isn’t eggnog?
I’m so confused!
I gotta go. Have you seen my coat?
Can I just crash here tonight?
I don’t know what’s the deal.
It looks like mayonnaise.
I’d rather have some tea or juice.
[SPOKEN]: “Guys, I can taste it coming back up.”
Something isn’t right!
Eggnog got Levy drunk.
Levy’s so drunk that she threw up
I’ll hold her hair if it’s needed
New eggnog memories
New eggnog memories
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Before we head to dinner
Gotta whet my jawls
Dress your coffee table with some bread and a cheese ball
Keep your family better for the wise
Don’t rush to the turkey, you gotta appetize
I follow one rule this time of year
To always include this golden sphere
Even if you gotta rob Peter for Paul
Your holiday party’s not complete without a cheese ball
Deck the halls. Deck the halls. Deck the halls.
A party ain’t a party without bread and a cheese ball
Deck the halls. Deck the halls. Deck the halls.
A party ain’t a party without bread and a cheese ball
Do we want some chicken wings?
NO!
Do we want some bread pudding in a little muffin? Hell, NO!
Do we want some bacon-wrapped dates?
NO!
Do we want some green peas with some parmesan?
Hell, NO!
Do we want some asparagus?
NO!
Do we want your artichoke hearts?
Hell, NO!
Do we want your Brussels sprouts, uh?
NO!
Do we want anything but a cheese ball?
Hell, NO!
You may think I’m old fashioned ‘cuz I put out roasted peanuts, candy, chicken wings. There’s a part of me that’s really into appetizers, and the king of them all is the cheese ball.
Deck the halls. Deck the halls. Deck the halls
A party ain’t a party without bread and a cheese ball
Deck the halls. Deck the halls. Deck the halls
A party ain’t a party without bread and a cheese ball
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Medley of Carols
01:21
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Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go. Laughing all the way
Bells on bob-tail ring. Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul
With a corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
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Holiday
03:05
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